Sebastian de Tomato Smith Chicken Legs
Uh... human pet.
Info from the site (written by Randal):
Known skills: Funny, entertaining and good at running.
Likes: Putting kraft dinner down, having water refilled and soft things (towels, sponges, pillows, velvet).
Dislikes: >>Probably<< thunderclaps, tofu and Luther. Ghosts.
Danger level: Depends.
